snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.


yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.


kingsleyyy:

“Are you talking to any guys?”

Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
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medianrare:

White girls trying to read captchas like
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