That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
“Are you talking to any guys?”
Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
White girls trying to read captchas like